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Corny Jokes: My Uncle Ran For Senate Last
'My uncle ran for Senate last year.'
'Really?
What does he do now?'
'Nothing.
He got elected.'
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Best corny jokes
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A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked
Random corny jokes
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10 corny jokes
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One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
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Two neighbors were talking about work when one asked say why did the foreman fire you
Two cannibals are eating dinner and one says i hate my mother-in-law
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