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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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People say they pick their nose
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
Why did the scarecrow win an award
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
I just watched a program about beavers
Soup or salad?
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
Hey I was thinking
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