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Religious Jokes: Why Wasn T Jesus Born In
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?
A: Because God couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
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Best religious jokes
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best 10 religious jokes
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After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
He had two parrots
Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
Adam and god were walking in the garden one day
Jesus and saint peter are golfing
One day adam and eve notice god standing before them holding a bag
Random religious jokes
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10 religious jokes
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A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
He had two parrots
Adam and god were walking in the garden one day
Three nuns die and are at the gates of heaven and st peter pops up
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road he stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted
God says to this man come forth and i will grant you eternal life
A man dies and goes to heaven
Einstein climbs to the top of mt sinai to get close enough to talk to god
An amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop
In the middle of a forest there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted with a huge mean bear
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