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Dad Jokes: I Would Avoid The Sushi
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It's a little fishy.
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I would avoid the sushi
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours
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When a dad drives past a cow
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What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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When a dad drives past a cow
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
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People say they pick their nose
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The shovel
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