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One Liner Jokes: I Am Not A Vegetarian Because
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
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Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
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Hung A Picture Up On The Wall The Other Day
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Whatever Kind Of Look You Were Going For, You Missed
I Don't Like Country Music, But I Don't
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