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Dad Jokes: Why Do You Never See Elephants
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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Can you put the cat out
Can you put my shoes on
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
Soup or salad?
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
What's brown and sticky
Want to hear a joke about paper
I could tell a joke about pizza
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
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I just got my new lexus rx400h and returned to the dealer the next day complaining that i couldn t figure out how the radio worked
Two men arrive at the pearly gates at about the same time both wanting to know if they will be admitted to heaven
They Call Me The Cat Whisperer, Cause I Know Exactly
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings
Three blondes have just finished a jigsaw-puzzle so they decide to celebrate by going out
What do you call a blonde who turns brunette
Why was the blonde having trouble sleeping?
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Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating