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Dad Jokes: Can You Put My Shoes On
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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Dads 50th birthday card
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
Would you like the milk in a bag
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
How does a penguin build it's house
I've got a great joke about construction
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
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