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Dad Jokes: How Do You Get A Squirrel
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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The shovel
I used to hate facial hair
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
I've never gone to a gun range before
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