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Religious Jokes: Why Wasn T Jesus Born In
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?
A: Because God couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
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Three men went to hell
Best religious jokes
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best 10 religious jokes
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After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
He had two parrots
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
Little billy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
Adam and god were walking in the garden one day
One day adam and eve notice god standing before them holding a bag
Random religious jokes
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10 religious jokes
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There s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery
There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish
Moses and jesus were in a threesome playing golf one day
The two thousand member baptist church was filled
A jewish father was concerned about his son who was about a year away-from-his-bar-mitzvah
Why did you make eve so beautiful
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck and everyone inside dies
A man dies and appears at the pearly gates
One day little danny was in sunday school and the preacher asked what part of the body went to heaven first
A little kid asks his father daddy is god a man or a woman
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