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Grocery store checker: 'Paper or plastic?' Dad: 'Either, I'm bisacktual.'
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I've never gone to a gun range before
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
The rotation of earth
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
Can you put the cat out
Want to hear a joke about paper
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
A furniture store keeps calling me
Paper or plastic?
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