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One Liner Jokes: There Are No Winners In Life
There are no winners in life...only survivors.
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I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
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Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
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Don't Let A Man Put Anything Over On You
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A Wife Can Enjoy Anything, Until It's Not My
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If The Other Driver Had Stopped A Few Yards Behind
My Friend Said She Was Giving Up Drinking From Monday
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