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I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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My wife is really mad at the fact that
When you ask a dad if he's alright
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
People say they pick their nose
I've got a great joke about construction
Two goldfish are in a tank
I don't trust stairs
What do you get from a pampered cow
Did you hear about the circus fire
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