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Computer Jokes: We Are Microsoft
We are Microsoft, 'Resistance Is Futile.
You Will Be Assimilated!'
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99 little bugs in the code
Best computer jokes
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By following the instructions below you should have error-free long-lasting floppy disks
If microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car then
There was once a young man who in his youth professed a desire to become a great writer
The golden e-mail rules
99 little bugs in the code
A computer techy was helping a friend set up his computer and he wanted to log in with a password
The latest report on windows new error codes assigned
Bill gates is hanging out with the chairman of general motors 2
I have two brothers one works at microsoft the other was sentenced to death in the gas chamber
This apparently was a real memo sent at a computer company to its employees in all seriousness
Random computer jokes
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10 computer jokes
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Computer diagnosis jeff woke up one morning with a really swollen wrist
A helicopter was flying around above seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft s electronic navigation and communications equipment
Apple computer reported today that it has developed computer chips that can store and play music inside
By following the instructions below you should have error-free long-lasting floppy disks
Who is the daddy?
99 little bugs in the code
How many bill gates does it take to change the light bulb
The following are new error messages are planned for new windows
Bill gates died and was sent to hell
Look out these are the new viruses
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