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Dad Jokes: Soup Or Salad
Waitress: 'Soup or salad?' Dad: 'I don't want a SUPER salad, I want a regular salad.'
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Best dad jokes
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
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Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I had a neck brace fitted years ago
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When a dad drives past a graveyard
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call a fat psychic
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
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