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Dad Jokes: Dads 50th Birthday Card
Son: *hands my Dad his 50th birthday card*, Dad: You know, one would have been enough.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I used to hate facial hair
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
Hey I was thinking
People don't like having to bend over
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
I made a pencil with two erasers
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