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You so ugly, last time you got ass was when your toilet paper broke!
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A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
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Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
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Random corny jokes
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10 corny jokes
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Jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some margarine
Three men are found in the wilderness by civilized cannibals
You are driving along in your car on a wild stormy night
There was a lawyner a priest and a class of children
Two packets of crisps wre walking down the street when a taxi driver pulled up
Two polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting
Here was a devil witch had a daughter that 3 guys wanted 2 marry a puerto ricana white guy and a black guy
An egyptian man is walking through the cairo bazaar
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