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Dad Jokes: Why Don't Skeletons Ever Go
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
Two goldfish are in a tank
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
When you ask a dad if he's alright
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
Paper or plastic?
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
Don t forget a bucket
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