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Dark Humor Jokes: I'd Like To Have Kids
I'd like to have kids one day. I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away
My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings
My friend said that if he went off a cliff
My favorite novel is The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Where exactly are you taking me
What's yellow and can't swim
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins
Just say NO to drugs
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every
If you donate one kidney
Random dark humor jokes
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I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every
Where exactly are you taking me
Did you hear about Pillsbury Doughboy
My favorite novel is The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Did you hear about the guy who got his left side chopped off
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Never break someone's heart
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