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I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
What do you get from a pampered cow
What do you call a fat psychic
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
Dads 50th birthday card
I don't trust stairs
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
Hey I was thinking
Did you hear about the circus fire
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