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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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How do I look?
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
A furniture store keeps calling me
My wife is really mad at the fact that
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
I don't play soccer
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Why did the coffee file a police report
Did you hear about the circus fire
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
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