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Religious Jokes: Why Wasn T Jesus Born In
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?
A: Because God couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
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Best religious jokes
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A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
He had two parrots
Little billy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
Jesus and saint peter are golfing
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road
Random religious jokes
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10 religious jokes
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God looks down and notices that adam is all alone while all the animals have companions so he decides to create a companion for man as well
A man dies and goes to hell
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
The head of the monastery wanted to check how strong his priests are in resisting temptetion
A little girl was in church and she dozes off the teacher says who is the ruler of these lands
A man dies and appears at the pearly gates
Three nuns die and are at the gates of heaven and st peter pops up
A salesman from kfc walked up to the pope and offers him a million dollars if he would change the lord s prayer
Little billy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
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