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Dad Jokes: I Decided To Sell My Vacuum
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
How do you get a squirrel to like you
A furniture store keeps calling me
My daughter screeched
Can you put my shoes on
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
What's brown and sticky
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
How does a penguin build it's house
What do you call a fat psychic
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You Are Not Even Beneath My Contempt
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There's Nothing Simpler Than Avoiding People You Don't
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The Hardness Of Butter Is Directly Proportional To The Softness
I Couldn't Quite Remember How To Throw A Boomerang
I Always Tell New Hires, Don't Think Of Me
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