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Jokes For Kids: If Con Is The Opposite Of
If con is the opposite of pro, then congress is the opposite of progress?
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Best jokes for kids
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best 10 jokes for kids
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A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind
Once there was a little boy in church
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what i start
Agony a one-armed man hanging
What do you say to a football player in an armani suit
The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual event that took place during a flight
Headline a hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club
If i wanted to hear from an
There is 3 men one from ireland one from america and one from australia
A cop pulls over a guy
Random jokes for kids
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10 jokes for kids
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Big trouble
As claude the hypnotist took to the stage he announced unlike most stage hypnotists i intend to hypnotise each and every member of the audience
A man robs a bank and takes hostages
There was once a small snail who always dreamed of becoming a race-car driver
How to beat a speeding ticket
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings
The cia had an opening for an assassin
Big tex goes into a british restaurant with his wife
Joe the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends a college student led the way into the den
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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide