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Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In
Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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How do you make a Kleenex dance
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
What's brown and sticky
Can you put the cat out
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
Two goldfish are in a tank
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
A furniture store keeps calling me
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I'm Multi-talented: I Can Talk And Piss You
I'm Trying To Get On Your Good Side, But
When a dad drives past a cow
I'll Be Doing A Book Signing Today At Barnes