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I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe
I just watched a program about beavers
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
When a dad drives past a cow
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
When you ask a dad if he's alright
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
I made a pencil with two erasers
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What Do You Mean, I Didn't Win? I Ate
On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said sir do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back
My Ex-girlfriend Told Me Nothing Shocks Her Anymore So
Keep The Dream Alive: Hit The Snooze Button
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Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates. It Doesn't
What's Red And White, Red And White, Red And
An old man and an old woman were sitting together on their front porch