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When you ask a dad if they got a haircut: 'No, I got them all cut!'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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When a dad drives past a graveyard
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
People say they pick their nose
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
Did you hear the rumor about butter
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
Would you like the milk in a bag
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