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Dad Jokes: Did You Hear About The Kidnapping
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
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When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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Hey I was thinking
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I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
Would you like the milk in a bag
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
My daughter screeched
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
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