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Lawyers Jokes: How Do You Stop A Lawyer
How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
Shoot him before he hits the water!
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Best lawyers jokes
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
What is the definition lucky break
Random lawyers jokes
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10 lawyers jokes
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Taylor was desperate for business and was happy to be appointed by the court to defend an indigent defendant
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving
When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth
There was a lawyer who just had a surgery
A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander
A young attorney who had taken over his fathers practice rushed home elated one night
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
What do lawyers use as contraceptives?
When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested we call him an accomplice
How do you get a lawyer down from a tree?
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