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Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In
Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
What do you call a fake noodle
I don't play soccer
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
Paper or plastic?
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
What's brown and sticky
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
Can you put the cat out
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