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Dad Jokes: How Do You Get A Squirrel
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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My daughter screeched
Can you put my shoes on
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
I've never gone to a gun range before
Why did the scarecrow win an award
How do you get a squirrel to like you
What time did the man go to the dentist
Can you put the cat out
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
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