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Dad Jokes: Two Goldfish Are In A Tank
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, 'do you know how to drive this thing?'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
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Would you like the milk in a bag
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Don t forget a bucket
Make me a sandwich!
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The shovel
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
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