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One Liner Jokes: I Used To Be A Lifeguard
I used to be a lifeguard, but this blue kid got me fired.
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I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
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I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
Random one liner jokes
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10 one liner jokes
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What Do Lifesavers Do That A Man Can't? Come
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