There were 3 men in an airplane, one dropped a pineapple,the next dropped a water melon and the last dropped a bomb.
They got out to see where there stuff went, they came to a little boy who was crying, they ask why he was crying.
Boy: 'Because a pineapple came from the sky, hit my dog in the head and killed it!'
Then they came to a little girl who was crying, they asked why she was crying.
Girl: 'Because a water melon came from the sky and killed my cat!'
Last they came to a woman who was laughing, they asked her why she was laughing.
Woman: 'Because I stepped outside, farted and my house BLEW UP!'
Next Joke: Jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some margarine