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I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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How do you make a Kleenex dance
I don't trust stairs
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
How does a penguin build it's house
When a dad drives past a graveyard
When a dad drives past a cow
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
A furniture store keeps calling me
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Your mama is so fat that when she went to the zoo
Yo mama is so stupid she got run over
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Yo momma is so fat that when she said let there be light god
Virginity Is Like A Soapbubble, One Prick And It Is
A guy is walking past a big wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting thirteen
Whatever You Do Always Give 100 %. Unless You Are Donating