New Waitress
A truck driver stopped at a truck stop for breakfast, the waitress who was new on the job came over to take his order.
She asked him what he wanted for breakfast.
He said I would like two headlights, two running boards and three hubcaps.
Not wanting to admit she didn't understand his order, she went to the cook and told him what the truck driver had ordered.
He told her that what he meant was two eggs, sunny side up, two strips of bacon and three pancakes.
The waitress returned to the table with a bowl of beans.
The truck driver said I didn't order beans.
She said, I thought while you were waiting for your Two headlights, two running boards and three hubcaps, you might as well gas up.
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