One day these two best friends Jay and Bob were walking down the forset when suddently a giant snake jumped on Jay's leg and bit his dick,with a shocked look on Bob's face he ran for help and ended up in a hospital when he went to the doctor and told him ''quick quick i need your help my friend got bit by a snake on his penis'' the doctor looks down and tells him ''son your gonna have to suck the venom out yourself'' Bob asked'' please doctor there has to be another way to get rid of the venom'' the doctor says ''sorry theres nothing we can do'' so Bob goes running to his friend and when he gets there Jay says with pain '' so what did the doctor say?'' '' doctor said your gonna die
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