Corny Jokes: A Mexican Walks Into A Bakery

A Mexican walks into a bakery and asks, 'Excuse me, may I have a bum, please?'
The baker laughs and says, 'Oh, you must mean a bun, sure, here you go.'
The Mexican next goes to the hardware store.
He asks the clerk, 'Excuse me, can I get a fucket here?'
The clerk laughs and says, 'Oh, you must mean a bucket.
Of course!'
The Mexican then goes to a pet shop.
He asks the manager, 'May I have a Cockandspankit?'
The manager laughs and says.
'I think I misunderstood you, you must mean a Cocker Spaniel.
On his way home, the Mexican loses the leash on his dog.
The Mexican frantically runs after it and yells at a woman and asks, 'Can you please hold my bum and fuck it, while I go get my cock and spank it?'