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One Liner Jokes: I Don't Trust Anything That
I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
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Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
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The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
Random one liner jokes
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10 one liner jokes
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