4funnies
Corny Jokes
Home
/
Funny jokes
/
Corny Jokes
/ My Uncle Ran For Senate Last
Corny Jokes: My Uncle Ran For Senate Last
'My uncle ran for Senate last year.'
'Really?
What does he do now?'
'Nothing.
He got elected.'
Next Joke:
There were three burglars
Best corny jokes
These are the
best 10 corny jokes
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
The best pick up line
These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked
Random corny jokes
These are
10 corny jokes
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
Three guys shut upmanners and crap were driving too fast and and crap felt out of the car
Kids books that didn't make the cut
The toronto board of health has proposed that warning signs be placed
My uncle ran for senate last year
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly
How many country western singers does it take to screw in a light bulb
There were three burglars
A waiter asks a man may i take your order sir
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
Rumors have been circulating regarding what the troopers were shouting
Other categories:
Animal
Bad
Bar
Dumb Blonde
Celebrity
Cheesy
Chicken
Christmas
Chuck Norris
Clean
Computer
Corny
Dad
Dark Humor
Doctor
Dirty
Donald Trump
Easter
Fat
For Kids
Funny Riddles
Funny Quotes
Little Johnny
Gay
Gender
Good
Halloween
Knock Knock
Lawyer
Lightbulb Jokes
Military
Old People
One Liner Jokes
Ponderisms
Puns
Redneck
Relationship
Religious
School
Short Jokes
Silly
Skeleton
Valentines Day
Yo Mama
Funny jokes
When Watching Any Game Of Woman's Sport You Must
The geography of a woman
It's All Fun And Games Until Someone Loses An
What do blondes and computers have in common
Your Hairline Is Like Pluto, Unreachable
Your mama is so old jesus
Unless You're The Lead Dog, The View Never Changes
I Should've Known It Wasn't Going To Work
When An Employment Application Asks Who Is To Be Notified
Best Friends: Ready To Die For Each Other, But Will