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Corny Jokes: What Do You Call A Mexican
What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?
A Dry Martinez!
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Best corny jokes
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One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
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A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked
Random corny jokes
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A small two-seater cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central poland
I asked a jew who he was going to vote for as president
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot
I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747
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Three convicts were on the way to prison
Early one morning the milkman was doing his rounds
A car was involved in an accident in a street
According to the australian an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight
Rumors have been circulating regarding what the troopers were shouting
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