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Dad Jokes: How Do You Get A Squirrel
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
Why did the coffee file a police report
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
Would you like the milk in a bag
What time did the man go to the dentist
Soup or salad?
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
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