4funnies
One Liner Jokes
Home
/
Funny jokes
/
One Liner Jokes
/ A Woman Is Like A Parachute
One Liner Jokes: A Woman Is Like A Parachute
A woman is like a parachute - can refuse at any time, that's why you need to have a spare one.
Next Joke:
I Have A Fantasy, To Sleep With 2 Women... In
Best one liner jokes
These are the
best 10 one liner jokes
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
It's Been Proven That Girls Reach The Age Of
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
Random one liner jokes
These are
10 one liner jokes
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
I Wonder What My Parents Did To Fight Boredom Before
Why Did The Farmer Run A Steamroller Over His Potato
Why Do People Litter? Because They Dont Take The Litter
It Is Better To Have A Hole In Your Hand
Dogs Have Masters. Cats Have Staff
"Tired" Isn't Even A Temporary State For Me Anymore
Books Are Just TV For Smart People
To A Young Housewife: Remember That A Small Bottle Of
Why Do Women Have Vaginas? So Men Will Talk To
I Like Kids, But I Don't Think I Could
Other categories:
Animal
Bad
Bar
Dumb Blonde
Celebrity
Cheesy
Chicken
Christmas
Chuck Norris
Clean
Computer
Corny
Dad
Dark Humor
Doctor
Dirty
Donald Trump
Easter
Fat
For Kids
Funny Riddles
Funny Quotes
Little Johnny
Gay
Gender
Good
Halloween
Knock Knock
Lawyer
Lightbulb Jokes
Military
Old People
One Liner Jokes
Ponderisms
Puns
Redneck
Relationship
Religious
School
Short Jokes
Silly
Skeleton
Valentines Day
Yo Mama
Funny jokes
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend
It's So Cold Outside, I Actually Saw A Gangster
Britney Spears
I Haven't Talked To My Wife In Three Weeks
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was to paint a man orange
He: So Then, What's Your Sign? She: Dollar
Isabell
Yo mama sos fat when god said let
There Are 12 Things, People Do When They Haven't
You Grow On People....so Does Cancer