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You so ugly, last time you got ass was when your toilet paper broke!
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Best corny jokes
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One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
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A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
What do you do if you see a politician walking down the road with half a head
Random corny jokes
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10 corny jokes
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A ranch woman takes her three sons to the doctor for physicals for the first time in their lives
Last week i purchased a burger at burger king for 158
Bubba died in a fire in his trailer
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what i start
According to a recent government publication
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Two neighbors were talking about work when one asked say why did the foreman fire you
What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a mcdonalds on friday night in iowa
On christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike
One day stupid trouble and shut up were driving along in their car when trouble suddenly hurled himself out of the window
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