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Dad Jokes: Can You Put My Shoes On
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Why don't eggs tell jokes
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
What's brown and sticky
A furniture store keeps calling me
Did you hear the rumor about butter
Did you hear about the circus fire
How do you get a squirrel to like you
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
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