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Dad Jokes: Sorry About Your Wait
SERVER: 'Sorry about your wait.' DAD: 'Are you saying I'm fat?'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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How many apples grow on a tree
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
What do you call a fake noodle
I don't play soccer
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
Want to hear a joke about paper
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
Would you like the milk in a bag
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
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