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Dad Jokes: What Do You Call A Fat
What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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I don't play soccer
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
Don t forget a bucket
What do you get from a pampered cow
I would avoid the sushi
My daughter screeched
I've never gone to a gun range before
Would you like the milk in a bag
Make me a sandwich!
Why did the scarecrow win an award
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