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What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
Sorry about your wait
I just watched a program about beavers
I don't trust stairs
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
People don't like having to bend over
How do you make a Kleenex dance
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
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Oh My God, Mega Drama The Other Day: My Dishwasher
All Pro Athletes Are Bilingual. They Speak English And Profanity
Ever Stop To Think, And Forget To Start Again
If Winning Isn't Everything Why Do They Keep Score
Sung to the tune of the 12 days of christmas
What is the difference between a woman a pool table
What do tofu and a dildo have in common?
Love Is Like Heaven... It Makes Me Wish I Was
God says to this man come forth and i will grant you eternal life
A man walks into a bar with a monkey he had just bought at the pet store