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Dad Jokes: Why Don't Skeletons Ever Go
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
I don't play soccer
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
Make me a sandwich!
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
Why did the coffee file a police report
What's brown and sticky
What time did the man go to the dentist
Hey I was thinking
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