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Dad Jokes: Can You Put My Shoes On
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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Dads 50th birthday card
I've got a great joke about construction
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
What do you get from a pampered cow
How many apples grow on a tree
People don't like having to bend over
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
How does a penguin build it's house
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
Why don't eggs tell jokes
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