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Doctor Jokes: Doctor Should I File My Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?
Doctor: No!
Throw them away like everybody else.
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Doctor i think i need glasses
Best doctor jokes
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A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room
This guy has a bad case of hemorrhoids he decides to go see the doctor
Patient to cosmetic surgeon will it hurt me doctor
Four doctors who had not seen each other since their surgical residencies met at a medical seminar
I have an earache
Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall
A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor s office
A woman and a baby were in the doctors examining room waiting for the doctor to come in
A japanese man went to the eye doctor
Random doctor jokes
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10 doctor jokes
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Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him out looking for work in six weeks
My wife beats me doctor
Doctor should i file my nails
Doctor i think i need glasses
After 12 years of therapy my psychiatrist said
My stomach is getting awfully big doctor
There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds
A british doctor a german doctor and an american doctor were chatting
Doctor what i need is something to stir me up
Farting all the time
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